We all know and believe that fallen heroes must be avenged. And someone's actually doing something about it. It's time or you to meet Twitter's Favourite Aasshiqq. This Twitter user and his Tweets might make you want to cry on the inside with your memories. But mostly, they will leave you laughing on the outside!
The world has seen many kinds of lovers since the beginning of time. Some conquered all (literal) battles to win their love, some sacrificed all worldly pleasured to be with the love of their lives. We've read many stories about the Romeos, the Ranjhas, the Shah Jahans, and the Fitzwilliam Darcys (let's not forget the Rajs, Rahuls, Prems, and Amars) in literature and in real life too. But we bet you've never come across a lover quite as heartbroken and as tragically hilarious as the one you are about to witness!
Yes folks, as they say, "Someone's heartache is someone else's entertainment". Okay, so no one really says that but you will agree with us after you've read through some of the saddest, insanely on-point and funny confessions and experiences of this modern-day Aashiq. So, it was in February 2019 that a netizen created a Twitter account with the username 'Aasshiiqq'. The profile picture for which is an aptly chosen one as it features another iconic Aashiq known to Bollywood fans - Rahul Roy. But this user isn't selfish, no, in fact, they understand the pain the fellow members of their Aasshiqq community go through and have perfectly captured the essence of their account through the cover photo. "What does it feature", you ask? Well good folks and fans of the MCU, it is none other than our good old' good old Bollywood Aashiqs with the Avengers tagline - 'Avenge The Fallen' written across the photo. We told you it was a perfect fit, didn't we?
We're sure you're just as intrigued as we were and will be just as amused once you read their Tweets. We're not even going to ask you to follow them because you already know you want to.
Here you go:
aaj bahut dino baad hasa, wo bhi apni footi kismat par.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) May 28, 2019
sco pa tu maana, lekin wo nahi maani.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) July 29, 2019
aajkal barsaat me zyada bheeg raha hu, dil na lage to kam se kam thand hi lag jaye.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) July 26, 2019
kaash itne aaram se main uska dil bhi chura pata jitne aaram se england waale run chura rahe hain.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) June 30, 2019
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) June 28, 2019
itni baar khud ke zakhmo ko siya hai, ki ab compounder ki naukri to lag hi jaegi.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) June 22, 2019
chahe kahin match ho na ho uske match roz ho jaate hain.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) June 11, 2019
aaj usne shaadi karne mujhe court bulaya tha, usko gawaah kam pad rahe the.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) June 8, 2019
ek baar ko banda world cup jeet sakta hai lekin crush ka dil nahi jeet sakta.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) May 30, 2019
time bhi ek hone ko hai, pata nahi hum kab honge.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) May 29, 2019
battery bhi khatam hone waali hai ye saala dukh kahe khatam nahi hota!
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) May 24, 2019
koi bhi jeete, haarunga to main hi.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) May 12, 2019
arya ki fan hai, jab bhi date ke liye poochta hu ‘not today’ bol deti hai.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) May 12, 2019
kabhi kabhi shaq hota hai ki kahin wo anpadh to nahi, itne saal se meri aankhein nahi padh pa rahi hai.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) July 27, 2019
baarish chaahe baadal kara rahe ho lekin bijliyan aaj bhi wo hi gira rahi hai.
— Aasshiiqq (@Aasshiiqq) August 2, 2019
So, are you laughing on the outside or cringing on the inside?