11 things during monsoons that give me the 'ick'

For everyone who hates the rain just as much as I do, here is a list of things that you’re going to relate to.

Not everyone romanticizes rain; few dread the idea of being outside when it pours. I'm one of those few, and I wouldn't say I like the idea of rain. As cliché as it may sound, I will always despise people who voluntarily run into the rain to enjoy the season's shower. The idea of stepping outside and being in the middle of the downpour is why I never look forward to rain. That doesn't mean you won't find me sitting on my balcony, enjoying a good chai-snack combo or playing the most iconic Malayalam songs by Johnson mashu to get into the vibe. But being locked in my house while it rains holds more gravitas in my life and there are a bunch of reasons to prove it.

Monsoons are not as fun as people who love the season may think. When they see the beauty of the season, all I can do is count days until it's October again. Imagine you are moving with a fear of stepping into a puddle or touching people who may also be drenched in this constantly damp weather. The thought of it is gross enough, but it's not the only thing that gives me the 'ick' during the monsoon. There's a whole list of things that I'm sure all my fellow rainhaters will agree with.

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Getting wet or always being wet, and not in a good way

Living the “Takeshi’s Castle” life and dodging multiple puddles

Having our own ‘Silsila yeh chahat ka’ moment with Mumbai locals

As we wait with candles, anticipating trains that are delayed or cancelled

Having to carry an umbrella

The Tupperware sub. 

I will never be prepared to face my mother’s wrath for losing an umbrella, which happens more than you imagine during monsoons.

My wardrobe becomes more about convenience than style

Although I really want to wear that one outfit, I won't. Because who wants to ruin a good outfit in the rain, right?

Soggy books and diaries

Kyuki kitna bhi try karlo Bunny, bag gilla hoga hi.

Constant damp hair

The weather needs at least 3-4 business days to get your hair dry

House = laundromat

The only way for your clothes to dry is to put them all around the house until wet clothes are all you smell.

What are toes?

The fear of getting keechad on my toes is REAL

Dhoop?

The worst of all, it’s always gloomy and you crave the sun.

Do you have a monsoon ick? Share them with us in the comments below.