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Meet the man with more patience than a Buddhist monk: Adam Hillman aka Witenry

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Mohammad Kanchwala
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Patience is a virtue not many possess, and while we are the anxious, messy, sleepy, pizza loving, patience lacking mortal vessels, guys like Witenry, a man with a keen eye for the aesthetic has an extraordinary amount of this particular virtue.

While he can do things that would give us a debilitating headache, such as wait for an unusual amount of time to toast slices of bread to different shades of golden to a more generous brown, or CUTTING UP TWO SHEETS OF PAPER ACROSS THE LINES AND WEAVING THEM TOGETHER! I mean who does that?

Adam Hillman, who goes by his Instagram name, Witenry is truly one of the most talented artists on the platform. His account is a shrine for people with OCPD, and the seekers of symmetry and order in this chaotic world.

Hey, we have all tried to arrange things in a certain order, or balance one thing on top of another every now and then but who has the amount of patience and skill required to arrange M&Ms by their color, or arrange Tic Tacs in a row, based on their color? Yeah that’s Witenry, the guy who has more patience than a Buddhist monk listening to Morgan Freeman’s voice, while receiving a foot massage, sitting in front of a fireplace, huddled up in a blanket with a glass of hot cocoa as he watches the starry night sky. Damn.

1. Just. Look. At. It.

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2. I cannot even get it that right on a piece of paper!

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3. Yeah he literally just put together the different shades of coffee, the nectar of life.

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4. I'm not even going to say anything. 

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5. He found shells and formed a gradient :|

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6. Must resist temptation to not dive face first into the plate. 

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7. WHY IS THIS HURTING MY BRAIN?

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8. Just going to leave this out here. 

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9. Yeah try to find a fault, go ahead. 

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10. *OCPD is being caressed*

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11. *heavy breathing*

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12. I would pay for a Fifty Shades of Bread animated movie. Just saying. 

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13. I won't lie, I have tried to do this. I have failed. Multiple times.

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All of the above images belong to Adam Hillman's Instagram account, Witenry.

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