Meet the man with more patience than a Buddhist monk: Adam Hillman aka Witenry

Patience is a virtue not many possess, and while we are the anxious, messy, sleepy, pizza loving, patience lacking mortal vessels, guys like Witenry, a man with a keen eye for the aesthetic has an extraordinary amount of this particular virtue.

While he can do things that would give us a debilitating headache, such as wait for an unusual amount of time to toast slices of bread to different shades of golden to a more generous brown, or CUTTING UP TWO SHEETS OF PAPER ACROSS THE LINES AND WEAVING THEM TOGETHER! I mean who does that?

Adam Hillman, who goes by his Instagram name, Witenry is truly one of the most talented artists on the platform. His account is a shrine for people with OCPD, and the seekers of symmetry and order in this chaotic world.

Hey, we have all tried to arrange things in a certain order, or balance one thing on top of another every now and then but who has the amount of patience and skill required to arrange M&Ms by their color, or arrange Tic Tacs in a row, based on their color? Yeah that’s Witenry, the guy who has more patience than a Buddhist monk listening to Morgan Freeman’s voice, while receiving a foot massage, sitting in front of a fireplace, huddled up in a blanket with a glass of hot cocoa as he watches the starry night sky. Damn.

1. Just. Look. At. It.

2. I cannot even get it that right on a piece of paper!

3. Yeah he literally just put together the different shades of coffee, the nectar of life.

4. I'm not even going to say anything. 

5. He found shells and formed a gradient :|

6. Must resist temptation to not dive face first into the plate. 

7. WHY IS THIS HURTING MY BRAIN?

8. Just going to leave this out here. 

9. Yeah try to find a fault, go ahead. 

10. *OCPD is being caressed*

11. *heavy breathing*

12. I would pay for a Fifty Shades of Bread animated movie. Just saying. 

13. I won't lie, I have tried to do this. I have failed. Multiple times.

All of the above images belong to Adam Hillman's Instagram account, Witenry.