Got relationship troubles? This hilarious Twitter thread face-off will make you forget them!

Is your partner giving you a hard time? Of course they are! *rolls eyes* I read somewhere that if your partner isn’t the most annoying person you’ve ever met, then they’re not the one. And unlike a rom-com, that is frustratingly true. But we all need a breather and we’re here to give you just that!

Where there is a relationship, it goes without saying that it is going to be a roller-coaster ride for both of you. You’ll be the happiest you’ve ever been, excited and nervous at the same time before an initial date, and you’ll also want to pull your hair from its roots sometimes because you wanna scream at them so god damn much! But, you love that idiot, don’t you? *rolls eyes again*

We came upon this humorously interesting hashtag on Twitter -#mygirlfriendnotallowedto and #myboyfriendnotallowedto which captures some crazy (to put it subtly!) thoughts that we all go through in a relationship because, well, we’re kind of a possessive generation if you hadn’t noticed until now! Also, all the happy singles out there –trust me, this will make you want to stay single even more!

If you’re watching every move of mine, you’re not finding anyone else either.

#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo to go to the movies without sketchers that light up, I need to see your every move

— Baby Boy (@BabyBoyATL) June 22, 2014

#MyBoyfriendNotAllowedTo use a map , who he trying to find ? I'm right here !

— ♡laura dewett♡ (@lauradewett22) March 25, 2015

Don’t eat sweet treats, don’t blow birthday candles –let’s both of us be miserable together, shall we?

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto eat candy. I'm the sweetest thing she needs anyway

— Anthony Sucks (@Ant_Arctic) November 10, 2015

#MyBoyfriendNotAllowedTo have candles on his birthday cake. What are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me. ?

— Angela Pilley (@angelawaide) March 19, 2015

So if I replace the D with S, it becomes sick? I don’t think your guy would want that now, would he?

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto touch the "D" on keyboards. Only D she touchin is mine. Better learn a synonym

— Baby Boy (@BabyBoyATL) June 22, 2014

#MyBoyfriendNotAllowedTo listen to another girl's relationship problems. We all know: a shoulder to cry on, becomes a dick to ride on.

— TatiB? (@only1tati_) August 3, 2015

Okay, this cracked me up for real!

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto look in the calendar. What chu looking for? New dates? Hell naw not in my house

— * (@skin_torn_apart) October 13, 2014

#MyBoyfriendNotAllowedTo have a trash can in his house, he doesn't need to be seeing his ex everyday.!!

— Kamryn Bailee? (@Kamryn_Bailee) February 7, 2016

Cute how they’re being considerate, isn’t it? I mean you can’t sneeze without closing your eyes, so, kinda works perfectly. No? Just me?

#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo sneeze in public. Dudes be saying "bless you" to her. She already blessed, she got me.

— Daniel Chai (@_dchaii) September 25, 2014

#MyBoyfriendnotAllowedto close his eyes. What you tryna do? Vision your life without me?? Better Open ya eyes wide dont even blink

— He Is Not Allowed (@MyBFCantDoThat) June 9, 2015

Also Read: Twitter’s #threewordlovestories is all the comfort you need in the pouring rains!

6 in total. Close knit group. Introverts’ paradise.

#MyGirlFriendNotAllowedTo have more than a maximum of 3 male friends: The father, the son, and the holy spirit#ktnprime #jambokenya #adelleandshaffieonkiss #jeffandjalasonhot96 #jshbr #k24alfajiri #ktnlifeandstyle

— Vichekesho Reloaded✿ (@Vichekesho_254) May 1, 2018

#MyBoyfriendNotAllowedTo have more than 3 women in his life. Me, your mother & your sister. You got two sisters? Pick one.

— rose? (@boatsandhoes214) February 24, 2015

Honestly, if you told me not to go to the gym and leave math forever, no matter how psychotic your reasons sound, I’m staying with you!

#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo go to the gym. Tf you trying to do? Build the strength to leave me?

— Gabriel (@GrindForGod) December 14, 2015

#myboyfriendnotallowedto do math, wtf is he trying to do? Divide his heart, subtract me & add a new girl? Nah boo

— Bora ?? #꾹 (@jikook_bora) January 6, 2015

Pro tip: Stay in church both of you, there’ll be no troubles. Oh, and stop twerking.

#MyGirlFriendNotAllowedTo twerk, only thing she should be clapping is her hands in church thanking Jesus she met me

— Mario Velazquez ?? (@MarioV97) November 12, 2014

#myboyfriendnotallowedto talk to anyone after I fall asleep, if he wants to talk to anyone he can call Jake from state farm or talk to Jesus

— madision conn (@yung1gravy) October 23, 2014

Just when you thought it was only us girls that went crazy…

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto take pictures without me. tf you tryna do, remember the moment I wasn't there......

— Kelechi (@The__greatestt) August 15, 2014

#MyGirlFriendNotAllowedTo Take Pictures By Herself & Post Em ! What You Trying To Do ? Show People I Ain't There For You ?

— Prince Lightskin (@XxKIDDRETROxX) August 7, 2014

#MyBoyfriendNotAllowedTo take selfies unless I'm in the background like this reminding you bitches he's mine pic.twitter.com/PUEwtZhtoz

— ?????? (@shannnnnaaa) July 8, 2015

We’re asking for 5 essays but you did ask for a junior thesis, so I guess we’re even? At least both parties agree on something!

#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo break up with me without making a 20 slide power point, a junior thesis, 4 essays, and a letter signed from God.

— Funny Tweets (@ItsFunTimes) January 21, 2014

" #Myboyfriendnotallowedto break up with me unless he has a 30 slide Powerpoint,5 essays in MLA format and a letter from Jesus himself"

— ○●Jessica●○ (@hii_its_meee) November 7, 2013

I’m sure you realize these were all in just good fun and you’d be digging your own grave if you do them in real life!

On a serious note though, I’ve heard people tell, “Relationships are not supposed to be this hard” to others; but personally I think relationships aren’t supposed to be cakewalk, right? What are you supposed to fight for if they are?

What are your thoughts? Share with us here!