These welcome to my TED talk tweets are all the #WednesdayWisdom you need today

We all dole out 280-character wisdom on a daily basis. However, tweets that resemble a TED talk really stand out. Here are a few you should read today!

Twitterverse is a space where netizens share (sometimes overshare) and express everything they can't otherwise. Sometimes, certain thoughts and experiences have a deeper meaning within them. It could range from mindless humour to suffocating truths — here are a few 'Welcome to my TED talk' gems we found during our scrolls.

Let's start with some positivity

someone is always going to be judging u, so why not just do what makes u happy & be ur own approval !! welcome to my ted talk

— kat (@itskatlm) February 22, 2019

All the cuteness you deserve (and need!)

Welcome to my TED Talk on flopping ears?

..that's it, appreciate it you short eared fool pic.twitter.com/NDusE2CsxT

— Olly Olly Oxenfree ?♭ (@TheShamrockFox) February 18, 2019

Let's be honest, he asked for it!

Atlanta security guard won’t let me leave with my bag because tag says Jen Lada but my ID says Jen Lada + married name so I guess “Welcome sir, to my TED Talk on The History of Patriarchal Marital Traditions........”

— Jen Lada (@JenLada) January 30, 2019

Being a cat person is simple, really

WELCOME TO MY TEDTALK pic.twitter.com/osjeWRl7j3

— K. Chae (@spj0rk) February 23, 2019

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Conditional warmth of a fuzzy hoodie

We never wear my hoodies equally. We go through phases of wearing our favourite hoodie at the time for a couple of weeks, and then changing it up for a different hoodie when it’s finally time to wash the other one. I call it sweater cycling. Welcome to my TEDtalk.

— alicia lang (@alicialangg) February 19, 2019

Colour, colour on the plum, how lighter/darker is the rum?

Hi, Welcome to my TedTalk. When we say something is “plum” colored, we should really specify if we are referring to the inside or outside of the plum. Drastic difference. pic.twitter.com/VXzetYhUSg

— Grace (@grace_DABicki) February 20, 2019

No one messes around with pizza!

90% of pizzas are round. However, 90% of pizza boxes are square. This is nonsense. Pizzas should be uniformly square, or boxes should be made circular for pizzas.

Welcome to my TED Talk.

— Tyler Conway (@jtylerconway) February 22, 2019

Selflessness does pay, are you patient enough?

If you expect that supporting something gets you their attention, their time, or their money then you're supporting for the wrong reason. Support people who you love because you love them. Not because you want something out of it.

Welcome to my ted talk

— Twittles (@TwittlesTV) February 20, 2019

*Sigh*

Do ?? not ?? send ?? me ?? nudes ?? unless ?? I ?? ask ?? for ?? them ??

Thank you and welcome to my TedTalk.

— That Joe Over There (@joetoandfro) February 18, 2019

All the book lovers out there — do you have an answer?

Why do we whisper in libraries but not book shops? Are new books more resilient to noise?

Welcome to my TED talk…

— Ben (@0point5twins) February 5, 2019

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