Ever wondered of the scenes up in the heavens when God was brainstorming all the various animals and other creatures on the planet? Do you wonder what went on in his head when God created animals?
I mean can you imagine giving all the animals and birds two or four legs, and just being plain nasty towards snakes? What if God created animals when he was just bored and wanted to shake things up a bit! Have you ever thought of that? No, you’re selfish and probably never even wondered why spiders have a butt rope! Hahaha
These hilarious series of tweets capture the imaginary scenarios where God and his angels were brainstorming animal ideas and God just decided to have fun. From a Praying Mantis, to a Panda, we wish this is how God created animals!
1. *grunts*
2. Actually, this impulse exists in pretty much every species there is.
3. Make it slow and let him live a thousand years.
4. I hate Hyenas.
5. Oh honey!
6. Butt rope hahahaha
7. Surfboard mouth on a big pigeon. Genius.
8. Whoa
9. Been there, attacked by that.
10. Smaller than a cat, bigger than a rat. Fits in a purse. Difficult to spell. Paris Hilton.
11. and he eats chillies.
12. and they sniff each others' butts
13. Yeah thanks a lot God!
14. Cow bears. Repeat after me. Cow bears. Cow bears. Cow bears.
15. Give it really short legs and make it run.
16. Create a day for an entire country to kill it.
17. Just a throat.
18. Yeah guys, that's us.
All the screenshots have been taken from the Facebook page, People of Tumblr.