These 30 Twitter accounts are sure to make your Twitter feed a happy place!
With 320 million active users, Twitter is one of the top social media platforms currently in use! But with recent trends, people on Twitter consider it as a platform to voice their grievances and change things, using the power of the internet. But if you are finding Twitter to be a generally unhappy, dark, boring, or uninspiring place, or if you just joined and you are not sure who to follow, here are some accounts that will liven things up a bit.
To give you a breath of fresh air, here are accounts to follow to make your Twitter a happy place -
1. The Dark Lord (Lord_Voldemort7)
Who would have thought that the villain from the Harry Potter universe will turn out to be a comedian? But follow his crazy journey here -
From the looks of it, Draco is having quite the time at Coachella. Nobody tell his father about this! pic.twitter.com/H0jKawr76B
— The Dark Lord (@Lord_Voldemort7) April 17, 2016
2. Some ECards (@someecards)
An e-cards account that is famous for uploading some sarcastic content. Recognize it now?
3. Elizabeth Windsor (Queen_UK)
Sarcasm and satire at its best, this is a parody account of the queen herself.
One watching the Harry and Meghan interview. pic.twitter.com/QVvhFP5uOi
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) October 23, 2019
4. Thoughts Of Dog (dog_feelings)
A daily dose of fluffy cuteness, Thoughts of Dog is literally about what a dog might think! We're sure this one will put a smile to your face.
the human decided to go out tonight. they promised they’d be back soon. so i’m not worried at all. i realized they forgot their jacket. and it smells like they’re still here. so it will be my new bed. until they return
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) December 15, 2019
5. Shit Girls Say (@shitgirlssay)
Being a girl can be difficult, and that's totally depicted by this account! Gather 'round girls, coz we've got the most relatable content on Twitter for you!
Don't cry, you're going to make me cry!
— Shit Girls Say (@shitgirlssay) December 10, 2016
6. Megan Amram (@meganamram)
An American comedian and screenwriter, she has a lot of funny insights to share on Twitter and should be on your must-follow accounts list.
(Me trying to explain the internet to a time traveler from the past) ummmmmm it's an invisible store where you can call the president a cunt
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 13, 2018
7. Endless Screaming (@infinite_scream)
When you have too many feelings, you create an anonymous Twitter account to vent out. That's exactly what Endless Screaming does!
this bot might generally just post the screams but here is an incomplete list of the things it is screaming about:
— Endless Screaming ⚧ ☭ (@infinite_scream) July 7, 2018
-capitalism, which is shit garbage
-white supremacy
-fascism
-the police, who are all bastards
-ableism
-transphobia
-this website being full of Nazis
8. Darth Vader (@darthvader)
A Star Wars fan page turned parody account gives you the meme dose for your dull days.
9. First World Pains (@firstworldpains)
As the username suggests, the account simply talks about musings and wonderings of a First World individual.
10. Stats Canada (@stats_canada)
Let's talk about stats, shall we? Here are some absolutely non-verified stats, but they are 100% verified to make you smile!
84% of Canadian mothers would like you to dress in 79% more layers
— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) August 25, 2017
11. Matthew Inman (@Oatmeal)
If comics are your thing, Matthew Inman aka @Oatmeal is here to give you a fresh dose of them each day. He illustrates relatable and bone-tickling content through his comics!
Music at various ages pic.twitter.com/BHcYd547Ai
— Matthew Inman (@Oatmeal) November 15, 2019
12. Taste Factory (@tastefactory)
Funny, goofy and extremely relatable - what more could you ask for?
Me waiting in the office kitchen for the person ahead of me to finish with the microwave pic.twitter.com/ZzOKoFLBM8
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) November 30, 2019
13. Faces In Things (@FacesPics)
Balboa in bell pepper and baskets with an underbite: All in a day’s work for this Twitter account. Obsessed with animating inanimate objects, this account helps you go a notch higher and imagine faces in everything!
Look at this pure-bread! pic.twitter.com/nWs1YsFiN2
— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) December 4, 2019
14. Jonny Sun (@jonnysun)
This Canadian comedian has a special take in life to mix up everyday humour!
1 is the loneliest number but 2 is the ltwoliest number
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) November 15, 2019
15. Chuuch (@ch000ch)
Not an actual owl, but a damn funny person!
asking my doctor if he's in a good enough place mentally to examine my ass
— chuuch (@ch000ch) December 3, 2019
16. Cat in the Sink? (@isacatinthesink)
Answers one of the profound questions of humankind.
Yes pic.twitter.com/SKuUyocRAE
— Cat in the Sink? (@isacatinthesink) July 31, 2017
17. Condescending Wonka (@OhWonka)
If your sense of humour is more on the sarcastic and slapstick side, this account is a must-follow!
— Condescending Wonka (@OhWonka) August 9, 2016
18. So Sad Today (@sosadtoday)
Covers relatable topics like anxiety, depression and teenage problems through dark humour. If you're easily offended, better keep away!
i learned at a young age that it was safer not to express any needs so i don’t open up to people and then secretly feel abandoned: the musical!
— so sad today (@sosadtoday) December 15, 2019
19. Medieval Reactions
Dank memes featuring historical paintings and characters! Do we need to say anymore?
20. Eric Curtin (dubstep4dads)
Your guy-next-door!
just thinking about my crush ... wish she would text me ? pic.twitter.com/5gk2ReTQzd
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) January 28, 2019
21. Fake Science (@FakeScience)
Don't believe anything you see, only enjoy the humour!
Hear the message. pic.twitter.com/0xikm4xUAH
— Fake Science (@FakeScience) October 8, 2019
22. Tabloid Art History (@TabloidArtHist)
Creating history with malfunctions of your favourite celebs!
Britney Spears at a Del Taco drivethru, 2007 // 'David with the head of Goliath' by Caravaggio, c. 1607 pic.twitter.com/DpuYpVMkc9
— TabloidArtHistory (@TabloidArtHist) July 8, 2017
23. Drunk Hulk (@DrunkHulk)
Imagine watching a drunk Hulk trying a Hulk-smash! As funny as the scene seems, the memes from this account are funnier!
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A STRAIGHT PRIDE PARADE AND THE NEW X-MEN MOVIE?
— DRUNK HULK (@DRUNKHULK) June 5, 2019
ONE WILL ATTRACT AN AUDIENCE OF ANGRY INSECURE SELF-LOATHING MONSTERS WHO WILL CLAIM THAT IT IS THE BEST!
THE OTHER IS A STUPID MOVIE!
24. Netflix India (@NetflixIndia)
Although they're a streaming service, their content is hilarious and totally relatable!
Where Did My Weekend Disappear?
— Netflix India (@NetflixIndia) December 15, 2019
New episodes, every Sunday night.
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25. Ellen DeGeneres (TheEllenShow)
Talk-show host and a popular celeb, everybody knows Ellen. But her impeccable sensed of humour has helped her grow a large fan base across Twitter.
.@Harry_Styles is incredible at hidden camera pranks, bro. pic.twitter.com/9Q1wqme7Xl
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) December 18, 2019
26. BuzzFeed India (@BuzzfeedMemes)
Garnering fans from millennials and more, BuzzFeed has been in the content and social media business for over a decade now. But they keep entertaining us with funny posts and awesome content!
Me: Ma can you make food
— BuzzFeed India Memes (@BuzzfeedMemes) June 3, 2019
Mom: Make it yourself
Me: *opens pantry to see a shit ton of nothing* pic.twitter.com/0wVlFBDZBz
27. Funny Or Die (@funnyordie)
Famous comedian Will Ferrell creates parodies of accounts and celebrities, and you definitely can't miss it!
The first fart of the day always sounds like a trumpet that's being played by someone who can't play trumpet
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) December 18, 2019
28. Darth (@darth)
Yet another funny meme account known for his GIFs! P.S. - The account will ReTweet nearly every dog photo you send or tag with @Darth.
ok it is time for the magical dogs yes it is that time again pic.twitter.com/ZwYGATKb5s
— darth™ (@darth) November 1, 2016
29. Kinda Funny (@KindaFunnyVids)
This account is all things pop culture, games and movies!
We're shaking things up this week, so here's the morning show schedule!
— Kinda Funny (@KindaFunnyVids) December 15, 2019
Mon. - #KFAF
Tues. - Internet Explorerz
Wed. - Mandalorian In Review
Thurs. - ScreenCats
Fri. - Star Wars In Review for Ep. IX at 9am PT, followed by KFGD at 11am PT
Let's have a fun week, y'all! ? pic.twitter.com/sR7SzlxTx9
30) WeRateDogs (@dogs_rates)
Dog Rates is an account that will rate your dog if you send a photo to Matt Nelson, creator of the account. If it sounds harsh, don’t worry. All the ratings exceed 10/10 and the photos and videos are funny and heartwarming.
This is Captain, the hockey pup for the @Capitals. When he’s done on the ice he’ll be a service dog for a veteran or first responder. 14/10 an honor to pet pic.twitter.com/09XwXlsnO7
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) December 28, 2019
31) Here’s Your Reminder (@TinyCareBot)
Sure, Twitter bots might have been responsible for upending democracy, but they’re not all bad. You can follow Here’s Your Reminder @TinyCareBot to get simple suggestions to take a drink of water, lift your arms and stretch, ask someone for help if you need it, and more.
?: dont forget to play a song that inspires you please
— here's your reminder (@tinycarebot) January 1, 2020
32) Best of Next Door (@bestofnextdoor)
I love social media, but I’ve always been a little bit afraid of joining Next Door, the “private” social network that lets you interact with people who are your neighbours in real life. I understand the site has been helpful with locating lost pets and selling stuff, but I always thought the internet was good for connecting to people far away and in-person contact was best for your actual neighbours. If you want to see what kind of crazy can erupt when people stop talking to each other on the sidewalk and start talking to each other online, check out the Twitter feed for Best of Next Door.
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) January 2, 2020
33)KaleSalad (@kalesalad)
If memes confuse you, but you don’t have enough time to go look them up to figure out why they’re funny, then follow Kale Salad.
Made my first movie cameo pic.twitter.com/RYtfDogQLb
— Kale Salad (@kalesalad) December 18, 2019
34)Tim Siedell (@badbanana)
Tim Siedell is a Nebraska-based creative director and blogger who tweets funny (and punny) things.
You know you ate too much over the holidays when your car doesn’t fit anymore.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) December 30, 2019
35)Al Yankovic (@AlYankovic)
You know him as Weird Al, and his tweets are as goofy-smart as his song parodies. Take this one for example: “I’ve memorized all the digits of pi. Just not in the right order."
My daughter got her driver’s license yesterday. (Sorry, this is the most recent picture of her I could find.) pic.twitter.com/mccBxi0q4o
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) October 25, 2019
36) Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome)
37)God (@TheTweetOfGod)
As long as you don’t mind not-entirely-reverent religious satire, tweets like “I’m damning things. Any requests?” and “To all the people praying to Me for world peace: you are ADORABLE” prove that social media really can be divine(ly) funny.
Pretty much wherever on Earth the aliens land, when they say “Take me to your leader” you’re going to feel very embarrassed.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 1, 2019
38)Museum Nerd (@museumnerd)
Art-geeks and museum-enthusiasts, look no further than this feed for more-than-daily tweets highlighting must-see exhibits, cool art, and museum and gallery news.
Seeing Diego's murals at the #PalacioNacional in Mexico City is an amazing experience and it won't cost you *an arm and a leg.* #diegorivera #muralista #mexicanart #artemexicano #mexicoDF https://t.co/rfTn0477Pb pic.twitter.com/UREMaRNfIx
— Museum Nerd, el Ñoño de Museos (@museumnerd) December 18, 2019
39)Willy Shakes, @IAM_Shakespeare
The creator of @IAM_Shakespeare started the account with the modest goal of tweeting the complete works of William Shakespeare, line by line.
Had he been Adam, he had tempted Eve.
— Willy Shakes (@IAM_SHAKESPEARE) January 1, 2020
40) Qikipedia (@Qikipedia)
For fascinating and strange fact-tweets, follow this Twitter feed of Quite Interesting, the BBC comedy game show.
In some countries, particularly in the Caribbean, New Year's Eve is also known as Old Year's Day.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) January 1, 2020
41)Letters of Note (@LettersOfNote)
Letters of Note is a blog that features correspondence of celebrities and historical figures — often a scan of the original document and a transcription. The Twitter account shares a link to each one.
Make your own unique messes. pic.twitter.com/q1E5DHcghO
— Letters of Note (@LettersOfNote) December 31, 2019
42)Preschool Gems, @Preschoolgems
This Twitter feed is curated by a preschool teacher who shares delightful tidbits she overhears throughout the day. This feed is as likely to be hilarious, weird, and nonsensical.
My 16-month-old so badly wants to participate in conversations. We were sitting around the dinner table talking and she got a wild look in her eye and yelled “PUPPY! BABY!” As if to say “Oh, you’re saying words? I can say words too!”
— Preschool Gems ? (@PreschoolGems) October 16, 2019
43) Bill So Hard (PimpBillClinton)
Funny memes, politics and social issues.
LOL JUST REMEMBERED I HAD TO GO THROUGH ALL OF THIS ONE TIME BECAUSE MY WIENER GOT SOME MOUTH HUGS ON THE CLOCK
— Bill So Hard (@PimpBillClinton) November 13, 2019
44) Charmin (@Charmin)
I’m here to tell you that Charmin — yep, the toilet paper company — is great at Twitter. As if the hashtag #tweetfromtheseat weren’t awesome enough, the account shares a constant stream of funny Vines, pictures, and jokey tweets.
Is it fate or coincidence that #WorldToiletDay falls on Taco Tuesday? ??
— Charmin (@Charmin) November 19, 2019
45) Emergency kittens (@EmrgencyKittens)
For those moments when you need an infusion of cute to get through the day, Emergency Kittens, which simply tweets photos of the tiniest, furriest, sweetest baby cats imaginable, is like an IV drip of adorable.
Me when I wake up from a longer than expected nap ? pic.twitter.com/38sjCbEwGe
— Emergency Kittens (@EmrgencyKittens) January 15, 2020
46) The Muse (@themuse)
The job search and career advice mega-site tweets career advice and life hacks at a breakneck pace. These 8 quick tips will help you get a handle on #timemanagement!
It's important to understand why people are asking in the first place. #JobSearchJanuary https://t.co/HFenQKxDGD
— The Muse (@TheMuse) January 15, 2020
47) Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle)
One of the best, young nonfiction writers and journalists working today, Ford is one of the most influential writers on twitter. Her witty cultural commentary and innate ability to share her life on twitter is unparalleled and makes you feel less alone.
My dog possesses the only form of neediness I find charming.
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) January 13, 2020
48) Jimmy Fallon (Jimmy Fallon)
Fallon mostly used his account to promote The Tonight Show sharing clips from the program, but he also gets followers to reply with stuff he might use on the show.
An aunt once got mad that none of us wished her dog a happy birthday. When we called to apologize, she said he was too hurt to speak to us right now. #DumbestFamilyFight
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) January 13, 2020
49) Funny or die (@FUNNYORDIE)
Funny or Die is the brainchild of A-List comedian Will Ferrell, and is an absolute must follow page on Twitter. The site has some of the funniest memes craziest celebrity news on the web. They also specialize in creating humorous parodies of everyday encounters and water cooler conversations.
Meeting the parents can get pretty daunting when you're dating Ivanka Trump. https://t.co/B4wQsOWRvJ pic.twitter.com/qfEUhmCWuq
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) January 15, 2020
50) Chrissy Teigen
We saved the best for the last, peeps! The ever-funny and ever-glamorous, proud to be the wife of the 'sexiest man' by People Magazine, Chrissy Teigen. Her sense of humour and witty comebacks are appreciated by one and all. And we can't get enough of her cheeky tweets.
my secret is out. I have fulfilled my dream of having boned @people's sexiest man alive!! an honor!!!!! pic.twitter.com/xu7ygnhOZk
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 13, 2019