While some IITians go on to form political parties, and some go on to write eventual scripts for Arjun Kapoor movies, Biswa Kalyan Rath chooses to do neither. Instead he chooses to make us laugh, which is not something that the aforementioned movies and politicians do.
Live shows, sketches, Pretentious Movie Reviews, his Snapchat account and his Twitter account, Biswa Kalyan Rath has a strange demeanour that makes everything he says funnier, and believe me, I read his tweets in his voice!
Just FYI, this is his Twitter bio.
Check out some of the mast tweets from this aadmi that will do you an amaze and make you say wow.
1. You gotta love his honesty, right?
I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life also didn't choose me.
— Biswa Kalyan Rath (@kalyanrath) January 19, 2017
2. Don’t even tell me you don’t know who Sivamani is.
Shivamani so drums that even before he was born, his ultrasound report was a 15 minute drum solo.
— Biswa Kalyan Rath (@kalyanrath) March 22, 2017
3. *thinks “aaj chicken khaunga”* *PeTA activists barge in from doors,windows* *start demonstration*
Active voice: I eat food.
Passive voice: Food is eaten by me.
Activist voice: I eat veg food.
— Biswa Kalyan Rath (@kalyanrath) March 17, 2017
4. Mumbai, I need some space.
I wanted to protest against lack of public space in Mumbai but couldn't find a spot.
— Biswa Kalyan Rath (@kalyanrath) January 26, 2017
5. Joke ke naam pe philosophy ka hamla karta hai
Reality is stranger than fiction because God is a bad writer.
— Biswa Kalyan Rath (@kalyanrath) November 9, 2016
6. THE NATION WANTS TO KNOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Ab yeh bhi kholega YouTube channel. Competition increasing rapidly in comedy. pic.twitter.com/oCL7O5oxex
— Biswa Kalyan Rath (@kalyanrath) November 2, 2016
7. Arjun Kapoor ka script writer is fun
Five point someone is basically Munnabhai B Tech.
— Biswa Kalyan Rath (@kalyanrath) September 7, 2016
8. Uncle: Beta kya padh rahe ho? *gives any possible answer* Uncle: Nahi beta iske alawa kuch bhi aur kar lete.
Events happen so that uncles can opine.
— Biswa Kalyan Rath (@kalyanrath) August 24, 2016
9. Checkmate, Life!
If life throws lemons at you, hang it with two mirchis at your door.
— Biswa Kalyan Rath (@kalyanrath) August 21, 2016
10. *cries in overtime*
Subah ka bhula shaam ko ghar aaye toh uske paas 9 to 5 job hai.
— Biswa Kalyan Rath (@kalyanrath) August 2, 2016
11. Smart Car me aayega? Haan? Haan?
My Ola driver is every sapiosexual's dream. pic.twitter.com/zRNT4HMMPC
— Biswa Kalyan Rath (@kalyanrath) August 12, 2016
12. Indian Aunty : Be Good Knight and well fully covered knighty. Ha ha ha
A knight's armour should be called knighty.
— Biswa Kalyan Rath (@kalyanrath) July 20, 2016
13. Ye bhi intro me mention hue hai
Don't worry about your board results, twenty years down the line nobody will care about it.
Except Kejriwal.
— Biswa Kalyan Rath (@kalyanrath) May 21, 2016
14. How to English well Part 1
I have only seen people underwhelmed or overwhelmed, never whelmed properly.
— Biswa Kalyan Rath (@kalyanrath) May 7, 2016
15. So much relates happening, right?
Hate it when my short form time waste such as Snapchat interrupts my long form time waste like Netflix.
— Biswa Kalyan Rath (@kalyanrath) March 24, 2016
This guy has to be your favourite. Say it. SAY IT.